10 Things I Hate About Clubbing

I love to go out, don't get me wrong but there a just a few things that I don't like...

1-      You can never seem to wear white without someone bumping into you and spilling all their beer down you.

2-      The girl who you dislike decides to come up to you and pretends you are best friends and asks to take a selfie with you. No thanks. I’d rather not

3-      Someone lets off a fart and it absolute stinks. Honestly if you have never been clubbing before or aren’t legal yet you have all this to come.

4- Having to repeat your drink order a million times because no one can is able to hear you 

5-     Why is it the bouncers think they are Simon Cowells security guards? Like chill outttttttt. Honestly I know they have to take their job seriously because there are a lot of drunk idiots around all manifesting in one place but seriously, crack a smile.

6- You meet someone on a night out and  they approach you, but at this point you’re quite under the influence and you can’t tell whether they’re good looking or not. 

7-      When the DJ decides to play the sameeee old boring music. Well done Mr DJ you really know how to work a crowd.


8-      Always having to take one for the team and going outside with your friend that smokes like a chimney and feeling like your about to absolutely freeze to death

9-      Perverts who think its ok to touch you like you are a piece of meat. IT IS NOT OK. I mean if you touched me like that in board daylight in the bloody street that would be a criminal offence. But noooo because it’s in a nightclub it’s become acceptable. Nope I don’t think so matey. 

10-   When people randomly buy you a drink. Now when I first started going out I was totally oblivious to people buying you drinks and stuff, I don’t even think it occurred to me…when someone bought me a drink the first time I accepted it BUT to be fair I was there when he bought it so I knew he hadn’t like spiked it or anything but recently I’ve been sat down with a few girls and people have been turning up handed me glasses of champagne etc and I’m like Noooo!! 1) I can’t accept your drink because you could of blooming spiked that, 2) You’ve just gone and wasted your money because now I’m going to have to politely accept it and make my excuses to go and throw it down the toilet 3) I can’t say no because then I just come across as rude and 4) Now that I’ve actually taken the drink off you I feel obliged to actually sit here now and get to know you when all I want to do is dance WITH MY GIRLS. Do you see the problem here?

So those are the ten things I hate about clubbing! Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy going out clubbing with the girls but there are just a few things… well ten things if we are being specific that I hate!

 What do you hate about clubbing?


  1. Haha, that is all so true! I love all your gifs. And that drinks one? I totally agree. I DON NOT want my drink spiked by some creep! Love your blog, and congrats on graduating high school! Followed with GFC x


  2. So true! Used to be worse when people could smoke inside, you'd end up leaving smelling like an ashtray! Ick xx

    Hips Like Cinderella

    1. I couldn't even imagine people smoking inside anymore! xx

  3. Haha love this post, it's all so true! My biggest problem is that all my friends go out for a smoke but I can't be around that for health reasons so I end up in the club alone like a loser haha x

    Josie’s Journal

    1. Aw Josie, I know sometimes I end up looking like a loner aswell when I loose people! x

  4. This was hilarious! And SO true, hahaha. I go clubbing often so yeah I hate when all the things happen, but here we can smoke inside which is honestly sometimes even worse. Especially when you don't smoke, people blow it in your face ALL the time and you have to watch out that no one burns you with the cigarette which happens, unfortunately, very often. So glad I read this :)


    1. I wouldn't like someone blowing smoke in my face at all that would deffo bug me! x

  5. I know girl, Dj's repeating songs continuously can be such a buzz killer.


  6. Funny post!!!
    Funny post!!!
    Would you like to follow each other via GFC?
    Happy friday!
    Ciao bellissima!!!

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  8. hahaha great post Jess, reminds e of my uni days, totally relate to all those points. Hate those awkward moments when people buy you a drink and expect you to linger around the all night long, ah! thanks but i came here with my girls pal!
    Rumbielove xx

    1. Glad you know where im coming from aha!x

  9. Hehe oh I absolutely love this post!! It's so well written and really made me chuckle :) I love all the little images!
    Love Holly x


    1. Thanks Holly Glad you enjoyed this! x

  10. This really made me laugh, especially point one. Although honestly I spill more on myself than others do on me - I'm clumsy whether sober or drunk!

    P.S. I nominated you for a Liebster Award here.


    1. Thanks for the nomination hun and haha glad you enjoyed this post! x

  11. Hahaha number 8 is the bane of my life when I go clubbing with my boyfriend. I can either wait inside and run the risk of losing him for 3 hours or go and stand outside when it's -4 degrees when I'm wearing next to nothing. Also, don't even get me started on wearing white; I'm nearly always in patterns just to avoid the embarrassment. Great post!

    Megan // Lazy Thoughts


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